Sublime Madness - Business Body: 5 reasons why stretching increases your sexiness

22nd June 2011

Link reblogged from fuckyeahyoga with 136 notes

Business Body: 5 reasons why stretching increases your sexiness →

businessbody:

It’s true. There’s something seriously attractive about a female who has great posture, walks well and can do the splits. There’s only one way to do the splits with any degree of comfort-as demonstrated by Wei Fun, above-and that’s by stretching. Here’s 5 reasons why both the ladies and any wannabe-attractive males should be bending it up.

1. Man not monkey. Let’s face it, there’s nothing sexy about a man walking with his knuckles draggin’ on the ground. Maybe passable prior to our last evolutionary stage, but sadly, fellas, you gotta stand up straight if you wanna copulate.

2. Square shoulders improve ‘boob-hang’. Yeah, I said it. This is bisexual, meaning it applies to both sexes. Simple physics. Squared shoulders push the breasts or chest outwards increasing the chances of attracting a would-be sex friend.

3. Sex flex. Sexually adventuous people will have experinced some kind of embarrassing Flexibility Related Sex Position Restrictions (FRSPR). Stretch regularly and throw the shackles (or handcuffs) off and embrace exciting new positions you previously though were the preserve of Hungarian circus folk.

4. Stretching is an ancient mating ritual. Think about. If you’re at the gym, or running in the park and you spot something tasty stretching it out, then you’re gonna have a little perve. Don’t lie to yourself.

5. Prolongs youth-fullness. Fear the day where you’re body is knotted and twisted like the old dudes who move their entire torso to look to one side! Keeping your back, shoulders, hips and, err, everything else well flexed up will go a long way to helping you snare that tidy 28 year old blonde sex-pot when you’re 65 and loaded. Like, what else are you going to spend your money on?

Peace.

I always say, being flexy is sexy!

“gotta stand up straight if you wanna copulate.” Oh yeah.

Source: businessbody